I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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