People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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