I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right