i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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