No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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