whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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