I'm gonna have a badass scar
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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