yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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