thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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