did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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