i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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