Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral