I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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