Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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