So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
don't judge my taste in strippers
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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