what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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