I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now