I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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