quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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