she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.