He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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