The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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