She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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