There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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