so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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