i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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