Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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