did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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