I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Enjoy the penises
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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