Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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