But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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