Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

(209): View more from California

it's ELEVEN

(310): View more from California

thirty

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

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(574): View more from Indiana

almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(817): View more from Texas

i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?

(214): View more from Texas

Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.

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