Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.