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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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• (972): View more from Texas

  85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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  And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples

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  you dont

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  i dont

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.

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  .,.,you might have to leave

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?

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