i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
whats a polygalesbian?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?