So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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