I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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