just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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