official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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