Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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