Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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