your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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