Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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