absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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