Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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