Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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