Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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