If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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