Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish I could teleport
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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