This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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