worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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