we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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