stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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