I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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