don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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