he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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