yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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