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(901): View more from Tennessee

I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money

(813): View more from Florida

sounds like you understand them just fine

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(901): I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money (813): sounds like you understand them just fine http://tfl.nu/0zfp

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(619): View more from California

I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

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(619): I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people. http://tfl.nu/8ypc

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(229): View more from Georgia

College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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(229): College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant http://tfl.nu/1flc

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(623): View more from Arizona

I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.

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(623): I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take. http://tfl.nu/lajr

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(314): View more from Missouri

I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.

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(314): I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness. http://tfl.nu/5pr0

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(813): View more from Florida

Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?

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(813): Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks? http://tfl.nu/4hfi

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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(215): The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng. http://tfl.nu/fp0t

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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(252): He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory http://tfl.nu/jj42

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(720): View more from Colorado

Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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(720): Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too. http://tfl.nu/q191

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(704): He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that. http://tfl.nu/dgzr

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.

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(318): Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius. http://tfl.nu/se02

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever

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(404): Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever http://tfl.nu/354h

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.

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(402): I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story. http://tfl.nu/wp0p

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(812): View more from Indiana

He said he wanted to "superfuck" me

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Does he wear a cape??

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(812): He said he wanted to "superfuck" me (678): Does he wear a cape?? http://tfl.nu/0f5n

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(928): View more from Arizona

You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions

(1-928): View more from Arizona

Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.

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(928): You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions (1-928): Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit. http://tfl.nu/mpos

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