So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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